I thought this might be a fun little game for the guild. What you do is continue with the story, with a paragraph, a sentence, a word, a picture, whatever. Everything is made up as you go. Feel free to let anyone and everyone edit.
I'll start it off…
Once upon a time under a pointless leaf, there was an ant who was scouting for the good of the clan, but befallen with ill fate, became lost. The world is a cruel place, for as he scurried in circles searching for a familiar path, it started raining.
'Oh dear, what's to become of me?' he mumbled, becoming more and more frantic as he ran. By chance, he stumbled upon an unfamiliar path and hoping it may lead him home, dashed down it as fast as his six little legs could carry him. Turning a corner, he suddenly came across the largest frog he had ever seen sitting squat in the centre of the path, his green skin glistening in the rain.
'Hey tchubby!' the ant called to the frog quite discourteously (as he wasn't the most polite ant from the nest). 'Which is the way back to the ant hill?' he demanded to know. The frog turned his gaze to the little ant.
All of a sudden the ant got a feeling that was unfamiliar to him, FEAR. As the frog glared at this little ant, the ant felt the pit of his stomach fall down as he realized that frogs were known to eat smaller insects. The little ant could only think of making it back home where his stunningly beautiful wife was waiting for him to get home from work. The ant said "Ohhh i cant wait for meatloaf tonight", as he was thinking that it was his favorite dinner of the week. (IM DRUNK BTW AND I REALLY WANT MEATLOAF). The ant, in slow motion, saw the frog's tongue coming at him at a stunningly fast pace and thought 'what to do next'.
Using his secret ant ninja skills (of course all ants are trained in the ways of ninja but because it's a secret, no one knows this fact) he quickly side-stepped the frog's huge tongue.
The frog realized he was defeated by the agility of a simple little ant. Humbly, he asked to be the ant's apprentice, so that the frog, too, would one day be as agile and dangerous as the ant. The two set off on their adventure to find the ant's home.
